Fat

Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

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  • Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

    You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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  • My friend asked me:

    Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

    Me: "1 million."

    Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

    Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

    Friend: "Oh."

    Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

    When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

    When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

    A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

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