Fat jokes
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I eat ass.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!