Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
My life </3 XD :'(
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
