Fat jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."