What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
