Fast Food jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.