What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
