What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Fast Food Jokes
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
You look like a burger.
McDonald's :)
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
