What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
u look like burger
McDonald's :)
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
