Fast Food jokes
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
"Mitchnite burger."
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
You look like a burger.
McDonald's :)
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.