Fashion jokes
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Memes
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.