Fashion jokes
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS