Fashion jokes
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Tuxedos suit you.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.