Fashion jokes
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics. They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.