I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
What makes emo’s jump
Bridges
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
