Fashion jokes
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!