Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What does a house wear? a-dress
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
What makes emo’s jump
Bridges
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
