Fashion jokes
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Suck!
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Cardi B has very long nails.
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"