Fashion

Fashion jokes

Stuff

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Lock

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

Tie

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

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  • Memes

    Kanye West

    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

    Jewelry

    Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

    Knock knock

    You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

    *Apple bottom jeans plays*

    Depression

    What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

    They both have something hanging in their closet.

    Time

    I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

    Emo

    Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.