Fashion jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"