Fashion jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Memes
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
The belt broke.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!