Fashion jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
The belt broke.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.