Fashion jokes

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Emo t-shirt:

"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."

What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?

A bonnet.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

What do super fancy music conductors wear?

A Louis baton.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.