Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Fashion Jokes
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
The belt broke.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."