Fashion jokes
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"