Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
The belt broke.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
