Fashion jokes

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?

White vans.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep their legs closed.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

I hate wearing a mask in public.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?