Fashion jokes
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.