People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
