Fashion

Fashion Jokes

Emo

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Lip

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Suicide

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

People

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Knee

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

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  • Girl

    Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

    Emo

    Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

    The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

    Emo

    The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

    Model

    Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.