Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
Cardi B has ver longe nals
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
