What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
