Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Fashion Jokes
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
