Fashion jokes
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
I'm emo, by the way.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.