Fashion jokes
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I thought it said holo..
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?