Fashion jokes
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Memes
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.