Fashion jokes
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Tuxedos suit you.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Buccellati
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.