How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockđź–¤
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
