Fashion jokes
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!