Fashion jokes
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Wears pink.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*