Fashion jokes
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.