Fashion jokes

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?

Michelin.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bikini.

Bikini who?

Oh, that was just a bikini.

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.