Fashion jokes

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bikini.

Bikini who?

Oh, that was just a bikini.

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."