Fashion jokes
I'm emo, by the way.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!