Fashion jokes
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.