I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
