Fashion jokes

The belt broke.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bikini.

Bikini who?

Oh, that was just a bikini.