Fashion jokes

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

The belt broke.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.