Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
