Fashion jokes

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.

I'm emo, by the way.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Philope.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

What do super fancy music conductors wear?

A Louis baton.

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?

Billie's jeans.

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."