That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
