Fashion jokes
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.