Fashion jokes
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
The belt broke.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.