Fashion jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?