Fashion jokes
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.