What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Fashion Jokes
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
