Fashion jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.