Fashion

Fashion jokes

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.