Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Pants!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
