What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Pants!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
