That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?