My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
