People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
