Fashion jokes
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Pants!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.