I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
What makes emo’s jump
Bridges
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
