Fashion jokes
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Wears pink.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Emo people totally suck!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.