Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
I'm emo, by the way.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
