Fashion jokes
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Wears pink.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Emo people totally suck!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.