Farm jokes
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Stupid cow.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"