Farm

Farm jokes

Cow

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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  • Milk

    What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

    Throwing the cow across the lake.

    Cow

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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  • Man

    What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

    Antique farming equipment.

    Cow

    I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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  • Egg

    What does an evil hen lay?

    Deviled eggs! 😈πŸ₯š

    Cucumber

    What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

    My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

    Chicken

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

    Cow

    What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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  • Cow

    What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

    A milk dud πŸ˜‚

    Goat

    What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • Cow

    Teacher: What does a pig give you?

    Little Johnny: Bacon.

    Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

    Little Johnny: Wool.

    Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

    Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".

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