What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm, one asked whats your favorite type of music, the other one replied... IM A BIG METAL FAN
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
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Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
