Farm jokes
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Memes
Cock pic
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
What is a cow?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!