Farm jokes
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Cock pic
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
What is a cow?
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.