Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What is a cow?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.