Farm jokes
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What is a cow?
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A chicken is delicious.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.