Farm jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
What is a cow?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.