Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Memes
Only in Ohio💀
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
A chicken is delicious.
What is a cow?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!