Farm Jokes

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."

there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

Rooster

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

what do u call a cow's facial hair?

a moostache

Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo

Whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?

Apples get picked.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."

Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you