What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
