Farm jokes
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
moo.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.