How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
