Farm

Farm jokes

Horse

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

Cow

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"

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  • Cow

    How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

    Pig

    Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

    Because he kept on running out of the pen.

    Chicken

    Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

    Because they get killed and eaten.

    Cow

    A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."

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  • Cow

    What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

    "Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

    Windmill

    Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

    Cow

    What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

    Cow

    Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

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  • Cow

    A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."

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