What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
what do you call a running chicken
scared
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
