Farm jokes
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
You
You
You're the cow.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.