Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
what do you call a running chicken
scared
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
what do you call an old black person-farming antique
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
