What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
