Farm Jokes

what do u call a cow's facial hair?

a moostache

Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rooster

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Why did the chicken cro-

UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "Calfs"!

A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”

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My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you

What do you call a scared cow?

A COW-ard

What is a difference between a cow and a chicken

Its white and its brown

Whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?

Apples get picked.

a chicken is dellisis

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."