Farm jokes
A chicken is delicious.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.