Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
My friendâs neighborâs house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says âLook at this pig I have to sleep with every night.â The wife says âHoney thatâs a goat.â The husband replies with âI was talking to the goat.â
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop
a chicken is dellisis
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowtedđ
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
