Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Farm Jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Peeka Boo Bitches
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
