What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Like if you blow male cows
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
