Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
