Farm jokes
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.