Farm jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"