Farm jokes
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
thanks for the information
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Like if you blow male cows?
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.