Farm jokes
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Memes
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."