Farm jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Memes
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!