Farm jokes
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"