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I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out

If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.

me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table

What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy

a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)

What do you call a child with no family? Names

What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"

How are you and an orphan similar

Both of your fathers are invisible

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.

You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!

my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;