Family jokes
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Movies now
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.