Family jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......