A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with ”when were you born?”
Me (I like kids)
I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan
My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found :')
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
did you know that the F in orphan means family? theres no f in orphan-? exactly.
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
