Family jokes
Your mom.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Joe Mama!
Hi, son.
Fatherless jokes.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.