Family jokes
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Yo momma so fat!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.