Family jokes
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.