Family jokes
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.