Family jokes
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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