Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Did you adopt your dog?
my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.