Family jokes
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.