Family jokes
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
I have a body count of 7.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Oh, brother!
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.