How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
