Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
Why don't orphans have any friends
Because they don't have homies
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
why are orphans so good at GTA
because they not wanted
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
