Family jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Your mom is a mom!

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Why is something orphans can never say?

"Let's go home."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

What do you call your kids?

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

You can't give an orphan homework.

Your mom gay.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang came back.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.