Family jokes
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.