Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Look what my sister did to me
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."