Family jokes
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Memes
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your mom!