Family jokes
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
When an African has a twin, your me??
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
what you get
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Your mom!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.