Family jokes
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
so true lol
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Did you adopt your dog?
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.