Family jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself?
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
so true lol
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "