Family jokes
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Your mom is a mom!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What do you call your kids?
Your mom gay.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.