Family jokes
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Memes
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.