Family jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.