Family jokes
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
I just hit my head. This is me now
Mom!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I'm pregnant.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.