Family jokes
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Memes
My brother is cute
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Yo mamma sucks!