Family jokes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Mommy kisses my butt.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Your mom.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.