Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
You are family.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Memes
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Your mom gay.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Your mom is a mom!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What do you call your kids?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."