Family jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
so true lol
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Mom!
Mom!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!