Family jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Mom, (DYM 147)
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.