Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Stop, orphan joke!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Your dad is your mom.
Ya mum!