Family jokes
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My son.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Your dad is your mom.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.