I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
