Family jokes
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Your dad is your mom.
My uncle <3
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Stop, orphan joke!
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
My son.