Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
