Family jokes
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Memes
MY BABYS
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Your dad is your mom.
Ya mum!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
My son.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!