Family jokes
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans can't find the home page.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.