Family jokes
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!