Family jokes
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Your mum gay, lol.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy, and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?