Family jokes
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
MY BABYS
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
My son.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!