Family jokes
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.