Family jokes
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Your mum!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Ur dad is mad.
Memes
My uncle <3
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.