Family jokes
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Memes
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What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What can orphans not do in school?
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.