Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
You're an orphan.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Mom, (DYM 147)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Your mom is a joke.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
