Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Family Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Your mom is a mom!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Your mom gay.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You can't give an orphan homework.
