Family jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Did you adopt your dog?
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Look what my sister did to me
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Mom, (DYM 147)
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........