Family jokes
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.