Family jokes
Your mom.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Memes
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Did you adopt your dog?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.