Family jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Memes
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Mom! (DYM 14)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Mom!
Mom!