Family jokes
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Your mum gay.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.