Family jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
My dad went to go get milk.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)