What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.