Family jokes
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why canβt orphans do homeschool? They donβt have a home to do so.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Memes
LISTEN ITS GOOD
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Orphan more like βpoorβphan because nobody likes him! :)
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Your mum gay.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.