What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.