Family jokes
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
I sleek the truth to my mom...
My dad went to go get milk.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.