Family jokes
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
My dad went to go get milk.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."