Family jokes
Why canβt orphans do homeschool? They donβt have a home to do so.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Memes
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Your mum gay.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I donβt have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.