Family jokes

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?

Been fostered.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

Why can’t orphans live?

They don’t have parents.

Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

Other man: Because.

Man: Because why!?

Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.