Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I sleek the truth to my mom...
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Your mum gay.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!