Family jokes
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Orphan joke.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"