Family jokes
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Memes
Not now..
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.