Family jokes
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Memes
My mom when i was younger
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"