Family jokes
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Memes
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.