Family jokes

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

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My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

What did an orphan say to its father?

Nothing.