Family jokes
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Memes
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.