Family jokes
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."