Family jokes
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!