Family jokes
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!