Family jokes
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."