Family jokes
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.