Family jokes
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.