Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
I have a body count of 7.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"