Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
My brother truly is a numbskull.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?