Family jokes
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Your mom.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Memes
No one has my back like my dad.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Sister.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the mom say to the baby?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!