Family jokes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.