Family jokes
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Oh, brother!
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.