Family jokes
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Yo mama joke.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.