Family jokes
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Your Nan is dead.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Memes
It’s so cold make it stop
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.