Family jokes
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Poo heads."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.