Family jokes
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Memes
my son
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Your Nan is dead.