Family jokes
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
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