Family jokes
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.