Family jokes
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Your mum's foreheads.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.