Family jokes
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ate my mom.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*