Family jokes
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Memes
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."