Family jokes
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?