Family jokes
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Memes
It doesn't rlly work but yeah
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.