Family jokes
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"