Family jokes
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Memes
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Oh, brother!
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.