Family jokes
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
My som
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I have a crush on my sister!
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
You're an orphan.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.