Family jokes
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
"Ur mum is big."
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Memes
When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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