Family jokes

Incest is wincest.

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

What's an orphan's favorite website?

It has a homepage.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

"Ur mum is big."

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

What is the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.