Family jokes
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.