Family jokes
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Memes
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.