Family jokes
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.