Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Family Jokes
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
