Family jokes
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Memes
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.