Family jokes
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Memes
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.