Family jokes
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.