Family jokes
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"