Family jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I have a secret crush on your momma.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"