Family jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.