Family jokes
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Mal is from alabama
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Ur mom gay.
My family.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."