My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
