Family jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.