Family Jokes

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...

why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans

what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed

what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family

Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?

Son: Sure thing, dad!

Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!

Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.

My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.

*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh