Family Jokes

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words

Are you getting the knife

i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents

Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

because he thought that she would leave him to.

One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".